“I’m
and I know it”
I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one
I wondered what it could possibly be about
I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL
He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers
Day 5, My Favorite Cartographer
But man I really love Tingle.
(Source: klefable)
what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
Perfect
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(Source: calcifer)
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
GUYS
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP
Just for the record
Just for the record, I do not, in fact, write Sirmina/Bailey smut for my own personal enjoyment. I write it for others’ enjoyment.
…but really though
